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An extraterrestrial from Pluto may repeatedly be observed meditating by Corral Creek.
A space alien from the cosmos can be perceived time and again dragging a cadaver over the grass in Fort McDermitt Indian Reservation on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial has every now and then been noticed repositioning orbs around at Giacometto Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A big terrifying monster has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances looking at the sight from the peak of Hot Spring Hills at midnight.
An alien traveler from another planet can occasionally be perceived fluttering over the Hot Spring Hills before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Dermitt
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Dermitt
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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