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These are some lies we made up about Manhattan.
The spirit of an aged witch is often perceived pointing at the bystander down at the water at Wolftone Point.
A woman's body having a rat's head has supposedly been seen on a few instances washing a blood-covered rag in Barrel Spring at night.
An extremely large bat can frequently be seen on the peak of The Bald Brother on a dark night viewing the landscape.
A man having the head of a goblin has from time to time been seen leading a directed expedition of Elephant Rock to a company of spirits at midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet is sometimes distinguished exploring Bald Mountain Canyon in detail before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Manhattan
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Ghost Sightings From Manhattan
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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