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These are some lies we made up about Luning.
A space man from space is rumored to have been observed on several occasions observing the surroundings from the pinnacle of Black Dyke Mountain before dawn.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft may occasionally be perceived before dawn scrutinizing Douglas Canyon in detail.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has often been distinguished slurping water from Farrington Spring late in the night.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is regularly distinguished gazing at folks in a Luning building through a window. Scores of people who live here say this spirit is the tormented soul of a long gone Luning local person.
A gargantuan fish has been made out on many occasions flying across Garfield Flat late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Luning
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Ghost Sightings From Luning
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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