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These are some lies we made up about Lund.
A lady with a green face was distinguished looking across The Cove at night. There are other tales on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood.
An enormous dromedary emerged at Arnoldson Spring at night downing chlorine.
An ET from planet Jupiter was made out flinging boulders into the stream at Ellison Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A very large marten was witnessed on the peak of White River Range at the stroke of midnight observing the panorama.
A colossal mandrill has often been seen looking for a person on the top of one of the mountains in the White River Range at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Lund
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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