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These are some lies we made up about Lovelock.
A gigantic alpaca was perceived shuffling orbs about in Paiute Indian Reservation around midnight.
A pitch black cat that shifted shape into a female came into sight down next to Willow Spring very late at night appearing scary. The observer became frightened and fled.
The ghost of a destitute guy was seen in Upper Valley in the early morning hours facing the watcher. The ghost did not seem to be concerned by the viewers. No matter what, it sure is a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer has frequently been witnessed gazing furiously at the bystander up on the summit of Lone Mountain.
A gigantic rat is often noticed at Irish-American Dam after midnight going wild.
A bloodcurdling being has allegedly been observed on many occasions relaxing on a sofa in a mobile home in Lovelock.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a gardener can often be spotted in Rye Patch State Recreation Area at
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the park headquarters demolishing a hat.
An extremely large argali may be spotted frequently trying to locate a glove by a streetlamp in Lovelock.
A female with a semi transparent body has once in a while been perceived strolling from trailer to trailer on a dark night on a Lovelock residential street. If you talk to the residents, this
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ghost may well be a distinguished old days dweller of Lovelock.
An martian explorer from another galaxy is every now and then witnessed sitting at the dining table in a Lovelock house.
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Ghost Sightings From Lovelock
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Ghost Sightings From Lovelock
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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