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These are some lies we made up about Logandale.
A big menacing spirit was spotted looking at the water by Bowman Dam after midnight. The ghost didn't seem to be scared by the witnesses. A local man claims that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Logandale local resident.
A Yeti appeared terrifying folks down near the waterfront at Bowman Reservoir.
The ghost of a chained up guy was witnessed by the entrance to Valley of Fire State Park rearranging orbs around. The ghost reacted to the viewer.
A massive fawn was noticed creeping out from a manhole on a Logandale street in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a bum has regularly been seen playing a song on a harpsichord in a Logandale flat. One of the folks who live here determinedly asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Logandale before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Logandale
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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