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These are some lies we made up about Las Vegas.
A gargantuan rabbit came into view going bananas next to a streetlight in Las Vegas.
A female with a fairly transparent body was spotted going through a closet in the bedroom of a Las Vegas flat at the stroke of midnight. The witness was frightened and escaped. Several of the people who live in this town assert this phantom is that of a local resident who had a home here in Las Vegas before the present.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was noticed burning a shoe down at Kyle Spring late in the night. The ghost didn't appear to be anxious by the watchers.
An alien explorer from outer space has frequently been witnessed looking for a shoe in City View Park after midnight.
A space alien from Venus is repeatedly seen on the summit of Lone Mountain after midnight glancing at the vista.
An ET from another solar system can regularly be made out before dawn looking across Cashman Field.
A space man has
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once in a while been noticed looking at people in a Las Vegas trailer through an air vent.
A huge elephant is from time to time made out in a wild zone in the neighborhood of Las Vegas.
An extremely large salamander has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions by Vegas Creek searching for a woman.
A giant badger may once
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in a while be spotted gripping a skull in Floyd Lamb State Park at the ranger station.
The ghost of an aged guy with a huge gray mustache has frequently been perceived trying to flag down cars along a dark road near Las Vegas.
The ghost of a man having on army attire is often distinguished shouting in Lake Mead National Recreation Area by the ranger station.
A gigantic bunny is rumored to have been spotted on one or two occasions sending a package at a Las Vegas post office.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy may frequently be observed downing diesel from a gas pump at a refueling station in Las Vegas.
Socrates has once in a while been spotted verbalizing into the thin air as if somebody else was nearby.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head is now and then witnessed walking a Sheepdog in the early morning hours before sunrise on a dark Las Vegas avenue.
An extremely large turtle has supposedly been made out on frequent instances staring through home windows in Las Vegas in the
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Ghost Sightings From Las Vegas
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Ghost Sightings From Las Vegas
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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