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These are some lies we made up about Lamoille.
A space man from planet Mars is every so often seen staring angrily at the observer at Spring Creek Dam Number One very late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking lady dressed as a house keeper is rumored to have been seen on a small number of occasions on the apex of Hog Tommy Hill before dawn looking at the panorama.
A colossal marten can from time to time be observed in the middle of Brennen Creek hollowing out a gap.
A space alien from another planet was observed checking out Hennen Canyon in detail at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a down-and-out gentleman was perceived beside Basin Spring before sunrise drinking blood from a glass. The ghost mentioned revenging a homicide. One thing's for certain, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Lamoille
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Ghost Sightings From Lamoille
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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