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A space invader from deep space is repeatedly noticed attempting to grasp something in Bonanza Gulch after midnight.
A huge pronghorn has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions being in a deserted farmhouse in Jarbidge.
A pitch black dog that turned into a female can repeatedly be noticed on the highest spot of one of the heights in the Jarbidge Mountains on a dark night repositioning orbs about. Regardless of what, it is in all certainty a creepy phantom that any wise person would not want to run into.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft can be observed repeatedly yelling names of people by Bear Creek.
An enormous aardvark has every now and then been spotted on the top of Bald Peak after midnight monitoring the scenery.
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Ghost Sightings From Jarbidge
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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