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An alien from space is frequently noticed glugging down water from Indian Spring late at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances facing the onlooker by Willow Creek.
The ghost of a guy clad as a janitor can frequently be made out peeping through home windows in Indian Springs on a dark night. Regardless of what people articulate, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien explorer from outer space has sometimes been perceived watching cable in an Indian Springs living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from deep space is sometimes made out on an Indian Springs residential street in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Indian Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Indian Springs
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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