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These are some lies we made up about Imlay.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady is occasionally made out on the highest spot of Creek Hill at night glancing at the view.
An alien voyager from another galaxy has purportedly been seen on several instances struggling to exclaim something down at Millers Spring in the early morning hours.
A very large crocodile can every now and then be witnessed by an old man canoeing in a river in the vicinity of Imlay.
An ET from the cosmos was distinguished hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of Dun Glen Creek late at night.
An extremely large koala materialized frightening people in Humboldt Canyon before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Imlay
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Ghost Sightings From Imlay
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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