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These are some lies we made up about Henderson.
A man without a head was spotted observing the view from the peak of Whitney Mesa in the early morning hours. The ghost didn't care that there was someone other nearby. A lot of folks who live here declare this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Henderson. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that should be let alone.
An alien vacationer from space came into sight exploring Paradise Valley in detail at midnight.
A very large goat was spotted in Desert Inn Park at the stroke of midnight shining a kerosene lamp.
A fantastically bloodcurdling ghost appeared reflecting down near Cow Spring at the stroke of midnight. The appearance of the bystander alarmed the ghost who then faded away. Locals claim that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a former Henderson local resident. Well, it is unquestionably a chilling phantom that you would not want to come across very late at night.
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space invader from another solar system was observed dragging a body from the freezing water of Duck Creek before dawn.
An ET was perceived at Spent Caustic Liquor Pond Dam at midnight moving orbs about.
A huge walrus has often been observed staggering alongside a desolate highway near Henderson.
A Seismosaurus is often seen emerging
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in a bedroom mirror.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances at midnight chasing a passing Chevy on a gloomy highway near Henderson.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his right hand may be spotted repeatedly in the backseat of a truck by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter is sometimes made out trimming bushes in the back garden of a building in Henderson.
A space invader from another galaxy has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances in Lake Mead National Recreation Area at the ranger station devastating an object.
The ghost of an elderly lady carrying a pistol may every now and then be observed swallowing blood from a bottle right by Floyd Lamb State Park. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is
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repeatedly spotted by an old woman fishing by a lake near Henderson. A local resident says that this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Henderson before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Henderson
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Ghost Sightings From Henderson
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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