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These are some lies we made up about Hawthorne.
An alien traveler from another solar system has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
The ghost of an old Indian chief can occasionally be observed picking flowers in the back garden of a trailer in Hawthorne. In any event, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you would not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A very large impala has frequently been witnessed staring at the waves down by the shore at Navy Beach at night.
A space alien from another solar system is often made out by Black Beauty Dam before dawn looking at the water.
An alien has supposedly been observed on frequent instances floating down on Cat Creek very late at night.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may frequently be observed in Chaney Gulch at night trying to find somebody.
Little Red Riding Hood has from time to time been perceived in Lady Bird Park very late at night weeping.
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Ghost Sightings From Hawthorne
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Ghost Sightings From Hawthorne
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
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