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These are some lies we made up about Halleck.
A space alien from space was distinguished in Humboldt Park before sunrise drinking blood from a jar.
An extremely large panda was distinguished taking pleasure in the scenery at Boyd Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a flight attendant has repeatedly been seen flinging pebbles into Boyd Reservoir before sunrise.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been spotted on many instances smoking a cigar up on East Peak.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief can frequently be made out hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of John Day Creek on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Halleck
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Ghost Sightings From Halleck
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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