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These are some lies we made up about Goldfield.
A female lacking a head can be perceived over and over again smoking a pipe in Nevada Canyon around midnight.
A huge giraffe has occasionally been noticed staring across Alkali Lake before sunrise.
A space alien from space is every so often seen trying to find a man up on the summit of Carroll Peak.
An extraterrestrial has allegedly been seen on frequent instances cleaning a bloody shirt in Alkali Hot Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large gila monster can every so often be distinguished in a Goldfield apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Goldfield
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Ghost Sightings From Goldfield
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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