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These are some lies we made up about Golconda.
A giant weasel is repeatedly made out gazing crossly at the witness down next to the water at Iron Point.
An martian tourist from another galaxy may regularly be seen on the top of Lone Butte in the early morning hours monitoring the surroundings.
A Velociraptor can be noticed frequently scraping out a hole in Hogshead Canyon before sunrise.
An alien from outer space has now and then been made out looking across Red House Flat late at night.
A space alien is every so often made out cleaning a blood-splattered cloth in Dog Spring at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Golconda
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Ghost Sightings From Golconda
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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