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These are some lies we made up about Glenbrook.
An ET from outer space came into sight after midnight pursuing a passing car on a gloomy road in close proximity to Glenbrook.
Nicolaus Copernicus was noticed late at night fluttering over China Gardens.
A fantastically chilling phantom came into view rearranging orbs about by Captain Pomin Rock. The arrival of the eye witness frightened the spirit who then disappeared. Well, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that is better not disrupted.
A space invader was perceived at Deadman Point before sunrise staring down into the water.
The ghost of an aged woman hauling a gun was witnessed appearing bloodcurdling in the middle of Bliss Creek. The ghost mentioned revenging a slaying.
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Ghost Sightings From Glenbrook
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Ghost Sightings From Glenbrook
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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