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These are some lies we made up about Genoa.
A lady lacking a head has once in a while been noticed by East Fork Carson River reading a magazine. It's been declared that this specific ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who come looking for ghosts in Genoa.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is every now and then noticed underneath a tall tree in Carson Ranger District clutching a human cranium.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object is known to have been noticed on a small number of occasions on the peak of one of the heights in the Indian Hills on a dark night shouting.
An ET from planet Venus can occasionally be observed becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
A gentleman with no head was witnessed heading a guided visit of Castle Rock to a group of ghosts at night. When the observer emerged the spirit fled.
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Ghost Sightings From Genoa
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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