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These are some lies we made up about Gardnerville.
A woman with her legs chopped off is now and then made out in a Gardnerville area shoe store, pacing the aisles. One of the locals strongly declares that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Gardnerville a long time ago.
A soldier's uniform walking about without a body in it has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances looking at Horseshoe Bend before sunrise.
Rapunzel can once in a while be seen shouting before sunrise by a vending machine in Gardnerville.
A huge sloth was spotted swallowing water from Hot Springs at the stroke of midnight.
Leonardo da Vinci came into view before sunrise examining Cottonwood Canyon in detail.
A space invader from planet Mercury was noticed having a seat at a table in a Gardnerville home scaring folks.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system became visible before sunrise glancing across Bodie Flat.
The martian crew member of a flying
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saucer was observed in Snowshoe Thompson Historical Mon at the stroke of midnight burying a body by a big boulder.
The ghost of a critically burned woman has repeatedly been distinguished at Barney Riley Creek on a dark night tossing stones into the flowing water.
An enormous raccoon is often seen being carried by a steed next to a road
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in the vicinity of Gardnerville.
An enormous ape has supposedly been distinguished on numerous instances throwing rocks into Indian Creek Reservoir very late at night.
An ET from planet Neptune may often be observed at a coin operated phone in Gardnerville using the telephone.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system can be seen often walking through a Gardnerville vicinity churchyard.
A space invader has every so often been seen scraping out a crack by the side of a secluded road in the vicinity of Gardnerville at midnight.
Frankenstein's Monster is occasionally observed staying in a vacant structure in Gardnerville.
An alien vacationer from space has allegedly been spotted on one or two occasions downing blood from a cup by Burton Creek State Park.
A colossal skunk can once in a while be perceived in Yosemite National Park near the ranger station eating a carrot.
A gigantic snake is often seen standing by a wild highway outside Gardnerville.
An extraterrestrial from Venus
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may often be spotted in a mobile home in Gardnerville.
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Ghost Sightings From Gardnerville
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Ghost Sightings From Gardnerville
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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