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These are some lies we made up about Gabbs.
A Megalosaurus is regularly distinguished devastating an object at Nevada Works Basic Dam before dawn.
A headless man is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions in Bell Canyon late at night guzzling blood from a glass. In any case, this is a bad ghost that you don't want to encounter on a dark night.
An alien from space may frequently be made out before sunrise floating by on Gabbs Wash.
A huge chimpanzee can be witnessed time and again down next to Baxter Spring at the stroke of midnight smoking a cigar.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has from time to time been distinguished reading a magazine in Berlin-Ichthyosaur State Park outside the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Gabbs
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Ghost Sightings From Gabbs
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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