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These are some lies we made up about Fernley.
An ET is known to have been witnessed on several occasions on a Fernley street before dawn.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may every so often be noticed in Fernley Out-of-Town Park after midnight smoking a pipe.
The ghost of an airline pilot was witnessed suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Fernley. Many folks close at hand have had identical experiences involving an almost identical ghost.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos emerged near Freeman Spring after midnight searching for somebody.
The scary ghost of a Gaul was observed staring at a woman slumbering on a mattress in a flat in Fernley. This spirit is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been a few additional reports of this exact spirit.
An alien from planet Jupiter became visible in a supermarket in the Fernley neighborhood.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was seen staring on the summit of one of the hills in the
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Virginia Range late at night.
A scary skeleton was seen up on the peak of Red White and Blue Mountain trying to grasp something. The bystander escaped right after she made out the ghost.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire has repeatedly been noticed exploring Gardella Canyon in detail before sunrise.
The martian commander
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of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly perceived soaring across Dodge Flat in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A luminous human body can often be perceived trying on socks in a Fernley house.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a winter jacket can be distinguished over and over again appearing chilling in Dayton State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A huge capybara is from time to time observed poking around in mailboxes before dawn in Fernley.
Socrates has been perceived on one or two occasions performing a song on an accordion in a Fernley building.
An extremely large turtle can every now and then be seen in a Fernley secondary school late at night pacing the halls.
A space man from planet Mercury has often been made out in a house next to Fernley.
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Ghost Sightings From Fernley
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Ghost Sightings From Fernley
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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