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These are some lies we made up about Eureka.
The Pied Piper is every now and then seen staring angrily at the witness late at night on a lawn in Eureka.
A massive prairie dog has allegedly been made out on many instances in the early morning hours before sunrise studying Austin Canyon in detail.
A space invader may from time to time be witnessed up on the summit of Adams Hill flinging rocks.
The martian pilot of a UFO was perceived beside Black Pitch Spring before sunrise mounding bricks.
An alien voyager from another planet came into sight hovering across the Mountain Boy Range late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Eureka
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Ghost Sightings From Eureka
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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