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The ghost of a youthful lady in a blood-splattered prom dress has been witnessed on a handful of occasions staring furiously at the viewer in Great Boiling Spring Park at the stroke of midnight.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs may be witnessed over and over again going bananas in Godeys Gap very late at night.
A headless female has every now and then been made out soaring over the Selenite Range at night. According to what the folks who live here allege, this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying people who come searching for spirits in Empire.
An ET from planet Venus is once in a while noticed looking across Texas Basin at midnight.
An ET from another solar system has been made out on many occasions gulping blood from a bottle down next to Double Spout Spring around midnight.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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