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These are some lies we made up about Ely.
A sizeable menacing phantom has from time to time been seen crawling up from a manhole on an Ely residential road around midnight.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman in a confederate uniform is now and then made out monitoring the landscape from the peak of Heusser Mountain at night.
An extraterrestrial from Mars has been said to have been noticed on numerous instances checking out Hercules Gap in detail in the early morning hours.
A colossal donkey has regularly been noticed by The Cove crying.
The ghost of a street bum is frequently perceived gazing in the center of Murry Creek.
A space invader from the cosmos can often be witnessed by Steptoe Slough struggling to capture something.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be witnessed very often down near Bennett Spring before dawn shining a lamp.
The spirit of a young female soaked in blood has every now and then been observed at Basset Lake Dam late at night
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scaring people. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in Ely. Anyway, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that should be kept away from.
An alien voyager from another solar system is once in a while spotted poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before
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sunrise in Ely.
A medusa has been said to have been witnessed on frequent instances performing a piece of music on a harpsichord in an Ely residence.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon can occasionally be spotted in an Ely school in the early morning hours before sunrise pacing the halls.
The ghost of an aged witch was seen in Cave Lake State Park by the park headquarters howling at the observer to be off. When observed the ghost came within reach of the viewer who then ran away.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was made out going nuts by Great Basin National Park.
An enormous frog materialized in a building near Ely.
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Ghost Sightings From Ely
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Ghost Sightings From Ely
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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