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These are some lies we made up about Elko.
An enormous dingo appeared seated on a couch in a mobile home near Elko.
A woman hauling her head beside her arm was observed at midnight chasing a passing Nissan on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Elko. This particular phantom has been seen frequently in this zone. People here who have seen this spirit argue this spirit loves startling unwise people who have the guts to interrupt the serenity in Elko.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy emerged twinkling a lantern in Connell Draw late at night.
A space alien from planet Venus was observed on the pinnacle of Bone Mountains very late at night observing the surroundings.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been distinguished before sunrise flying over the Bone Mountains.
An enormous leopard is often observed looking chilling by California Creek.
The ghost of a guy having half his head lost has allegedly been seen on frequent instances washing
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a blood-splattered scarf in Chicken Creek Springs around midnight.
A sasquatch can repeatedly be seen going wild by the entrance to Humboldt National Forest.
A decapitated lady can be observed time and again in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver witnessing the spirit in his rear view mirror late at night.
The extraterrestrial
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pilot of a flying saucer has occasionally been distinguished by an old man fishing by a lake in the vicinity of Elko.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions seated on a sofa in a mobile home in Elko.
The ghost of an adolescent girl can every now and then be spotted swallowing root beer under a lamppost in Elko. A local declares that this ghost likes startling unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Elko.
A form with a skeleton face in shadowy robes is often observed striding from home to home before dawn on an Elko lane.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has been perceived on a few occasions rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of an Elko home after midnight.
An alien can regularly be witnessed resting at a coffee table in an Elko home.
A lady having a spear in her head may be witnessed very often in a wild neighborhood next to Elko.
The phantom of a young Indian combatant is every now and then witnessed trying to get cars
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to stop along a shady road right next door to Elko. One thing's for certain, this is an antagonistic phantom that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Elko
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Ghost Sightings From Elko
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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