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These are some lies we made up about Duckwater.
A space invader from planet Mars is frequently distinguished late at night hovering over Collins Meadow.
A space alien from another world has supposedly been made out on frequent instances flickering a lamp up on Duckwater Hills.
An Icthyosaurus can often be witnessed on the peak of one of the hills in the Duckwater Hills before dawn frightening folks.
A very large horse may be witnessed repeatedly screaming names of people near Big Warm Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A very large kid has every so often been perceived in Duckwater Indian Reservation in the early morning hours covering a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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