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These are some lies we made up about Deeth.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object is known to have been spotted on many occasions floating along Ackler Creek on a dark night.
Johann Sebastian Bach may from time to time be made out yelling at the witness to beat it near Brunson Spring late in the night.
A gargantuan ground hog was witnessed at midnight soaring across Starr Valley.
A space invader from planet Jupiter emerged exploring Dry Canyon in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Triceratops showed up marching through a Deeth neighborhood cemetery.
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Ghost Sightings From Deeth
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Ghost Sightings From Deeth
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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