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These are some lies we made up about Dayton.
A massive gnu can every now and then be spotted riding on a camel along a highway close to Dayton.
An alien voyager from deep space is regularly noticed very late at night looking across Carson Plains.
An alien from another galaxy may regularly be witnessed in Dayton State Park around midnight turning toward the observer.
Christopher Columbus has occasionally been spotted staring at the water by Eldorado Canyon Dam at midnight.
A guy's body with the head of a lizard is sometimes observed flinging bricks by Gold Creek. One of the locals decisively asserts that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long gone Dayton resident.
A very large oryx has supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions mounding bricks up on the summit of Emma Peak.
A womanly body may once in a while be made out devastating a picture down beside Barton Springs in the early morning hours.
A space invader was noticed studying Daney Canyon in detail in the
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early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien explorer from another planet was seen striding through a house right next door to Dayton.
The phantom of a lady with a cross engraved into her hand was distinguished at a pay phone in Dayton talking on the telephone. Several accounts of this spirit have been reported. A number of of the folks
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who live in this town allege this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Dayton before the present.
A Velociraptor has frequently been distinguished talking into the air beside a wild highway close to Dayton on a dark night.
A space man from planet Saturn is often seen standing by a desolate highway right next door to Dayton.
An alien from another planet has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions riding on a motorcycle on a murky highway in the neighborhood of Dayton.
A female with worms crawling out of her eye sockets can regularly be perceived in a Dayton home. In any event, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A gargantuan chimpanzee may be observed often near the entrance to Grover Hot Springs State Park attempting to capture something.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her heart has every so often been perceived wandering alongside a secluded road close to Dayton.
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Ghost Sightings From Dayton
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Ghost Sightings From Dayton
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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