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The phantom of a train driver can be distinguished frequently smoking a pipe in Beaowawe Gate very late at night. A lot of locals claim this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Crescent Valley many years ago. Either way, this spirit undoubtedly is creepy; one that is rather not messed with.
The ghost of a seriously mangled huntsman dragging a dead deer has every now and then been made out staring at the water by Dwyer Dam at midnight. Locals here who have spotted this ghost declare this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Crescent Valley some time ago.
A colossal beaver is once in a while made out by Bob Creek hauling a human cranium.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances guzzling water from Cold Springs at midnight.
The phantom of a youthful lady with a cord around her neck can every so often be made out mounted on a camel down a highway near Crescent Valley.
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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