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These are some lies we made up about Carson City.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space is every so often observed riding on a mule by a highway in the vicinity of Carson City.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury has allegedly been made out on several occasions glugging down water from Carson Hot Springs after midnight.
The Loch Ness Monster may sometimes be spotted pacing through a mobile home in close proximity to Carson City.
An ET from another galaxy was spotted at a coin operated phone in Carson City using the telephone.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship materialized striding through a Carson City neighborhood burial ground.
An extremely large frog was made out staring across Duck Flat at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young air force pilot came into sight hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Ash Canyon Creek late at night. Frightened by the watchers the spirit made its way into the night. Regardless of what, this phantom undoubtedly
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is chilling; one that any wise person wouldn't want to meet.
An ET from Mars was spotted by South Beach very late at night going for a dip.
A sizeable creepy ogre was perceived at Deadmans Canyon Dam around midnight looking at the scenery.
A young girl dressed in a blood-covered wedding dress has regularly been seen staring at
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the vista from the peak of C Hill before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has supposedly been made out on frequent instances in Ash Canyon before dawn struggling to state something.
A woman with a green face may regularly be perceived in Bellvue Day Use Area late in the night shining a kerosene lamp. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom is the undeparted soul of a long forgotten Carson City resident.
A guy having an axe in his head can be witnessed repeatedly fly fishing from the shore of Dry Lake on a dark night.
A gentleman's body with the head of a rat has once in a while been spotted scaring folks alongside a wild highway in the neighborhood of Carson City before dawn.
A female character is every now and then seen being in an uninhabited structure in Carson City. If you listen to what the people who live here declare, this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Carson City many years ago.
The martian captain of a UFO has been said to have been made out
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on frequent occasions standing by a wild road in the vicinity of Carson City.
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Ghost Sightings From Carson City
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Ghost Sightings From Carson City
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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