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These are some lies we made up about Cal Nev Ari.
Plato has often been perceived washing a blood-covered pillow in Battle Axe Spring before sunrise.
A space man from another galaxy is regularly noticed going through garbage cans on a Cal Nev Ari residential street.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions hovering in the air like a blimp in Cal Nev Ari. Regardless of what, it's a frightening ghost that should be left alone.
A massive leopard can often be seen in a grocery store in the Cal Nev Ari vicinity.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack grasping a sizeable axe can be witnessed time and again munching on a steak right by the entrance to Lake Mead National Recreation Area.
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Ghost Sightings From Cal Nev Ari
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Ghost Sightings From Cal Nev Ari
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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