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These are some lies we made up about Caliente.
Snow White has supposedly been made out on a few instances in Antelope Canyon after midnight reflecting.
The ghost of a terribly charred lady can repeatedly be witnessed by Caliente Hot Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise repositioning orbs about. Regardless of what people state, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be distinguished very frequently appearing scary in Kershaw-Ryan State Park at midnight.
The ghost of a train driver is once in a while noticed on the highest spot of Chief Mountain at midnight staring at the sight. Based on what the folks who live here argue, this ghost can be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Caliente some time ago.
A gargantuan pronghorn is rumored to have been spotted on many occasions on the summit of one of the mountains in the Chief Range before sunrise going mad.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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