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These are some lies we made up about Blue Diamond.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe is now and then seen destroying a book up on Blue Diamond Hill. A local alleges that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Blue Diamond before the present. No matter what people verbalize, it certainly is a terrifying ghost that should be stayed away from.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions trying to locate a glove in Cottonwood Valley before sunrise.
A massive civet can occasionally be witnessed at First Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling chunks of concrete into the water.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was seen at night soaring across Calico Basin.
A Brachiosaurus showed up reading a tabloid by Ash Creek Spring very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Diamond
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Diamond
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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