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These are some lies we made up about Beatty.
Issac Newton has repeatedly been spotted in a Beatty highschool in the early morning hours wandering the corridors.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior is frequently spotted in Amargosa Narrows before sunrise staring furiously at the onlooker. Scores of folks who live here argue this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Beatty.
A colossal camel has supposedly been perceived on a handful of occasions cleaning a bloody scarf in Beatty Springs at night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can regularly be seen at the stroke of midnight drifting down on Beatty Wash.
The ghost of a plane pilot has once in a while been observed by Crescent Cliff hollowing out a gap. People who have perceived this phantom say this phantom is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Beatty resident.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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