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These are some lies we made up about Battle Mountain.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object can every so often be seen in a Battle Mountain area clothing store, wandering the aisles.
A decapitated man was noticed appearing frightening in the early morning hours on a park bench in Battle Mountain. Many folks around here have had similar sightings with a similar ghost. No matter what, this is an antagonistic ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to meet.
The ghost of a nurse with a bloody uniform appeared taking a rest at a coffee table in a Battle Mountain mobile home turning toward the witness. This ghost is fantastically active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent other reports of this specific ghost.
A colossal bear was perceived near Blossom Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise yelling at the witness to stay away.
A gargantuan fish materialized throwing pebbles in Battle Mountain Indian Colony very late at night.
A lady
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with her arms removed was distinguished at Little Cottonwood Creek around midnight heaving stones into the water. The eye witness fled after he noticed the ghost. One thing's for sure, it certainly is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An armed forces uniform strolling about lacking a body in it was witnessed piling stones
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up on the summit of Elephant Head. When the onlooker became visible the ghost fled.
The ghost of an awfully scorched female is regularly witnessed by Outside Slough guzzling blood from a beaker.
An ET from Venus is known to have been made out on a small number of instances on a dark night checking out Boulder Valley in detail.
The ghost of a man having the sign of the devil etched into his forehead may often be made out staggering through a mobile home in Battle Mountain.
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Mountain
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Mountain
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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