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These are some lies we made up about Baker.
A lady afire, clutching a gasoline bottle has every so often been observed in a Baker area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
A gargantuan bull is every now and then noticed in Great Basin National Park right by the park headquarters reading a pamphlet.
A huge otter has been spotted on one or two instances washing a blood-splattered pair of pants in Bone Spring at midnight.
An martian tourist from space may occasionally be spotted pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Lehman Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has often been seen fly fishing from the shore of Baker Reservoir late at night. Folks who have witnessed this ghost allege this ghost could be a recognized days gone by local of Baker.
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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