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These are some lies we made up about Austin.
A gentleman with a big hole through his chest was observed drifting down Silver Creek in the early morning hours. This specific ghost has been spotted often in this place. Based on what the residents assert, this ghost may be the spirit of a local who died here in Austin some decades ago.
An ET has repeatedly been observed glancing at the sight from the highest spot of Ravenswood late at night.
A gentleman having the head of a leprechaun has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances on a dark night hovering over the Ravenswood.
A gigantic fox may often be distinguished in Bernd Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise drinking water.
A large creepy beast can be spotted very frequently drinking water from Bradley Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Austin
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Ghost Sightings From Austin
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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