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These are some lies we made up about Amargosa Valley.
A gigantic warthog has now and then been seen at Topopah Wash in the early morning hours before sunrise heaving pieces of wood into the flow.
A very large leopard is every so often made out up on the top of Sand Hill Peak seeking a man.
The phantom of a woman with a bag tied around her head can now and then be distinguished soaring across the Striped Hills after midnight.
An alien was seen howling in Rock Valley on a dark night.
A half transparent gentleman clothed as the captain of a boat materialized trying on a shirt in an Amargosa Valley trailer. The eye witness was frightened and fled.
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Ghost Sightings From Amargosa Valley
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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