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These are some lies we made up about Willard.
An extraterrestrial has been spotted on many occasions in Bell Tank Canyon late in the night grasping a cranium.
A massive koala may from time to time be distinguished staring at the vista from the top of Jumanes Knob in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has repeatedly been made out in Mountainair Ranger District before dawn screaming at a bush.
A woman with a sea-green face is repeatedly witnessed wandering through a house in Willard.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions at the entrance to Manzano Mountains State Park trying to touch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Willard
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Ghost Sightings From Willard
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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