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These are some lies we made up about Whites City.
The spirit of a lady with a name cut into her head is frequently seen at a public phone in Whites City making a telephone call. It has been declared that this exact ghost could be a celebrated yesteryear inhabitant of Whites City.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her head is known to have been noticed on a handful of instances weeping in Baldridge Canyon at night. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Whites City.
A gigantic lamb may frequently be seen dragging a dead body across the dirt in Carlsbad Caverns National Park in the early morning hours.
An enormous dugong may be seen over and over again looking by Blue Spring on a dark night.
A space man from Saturn has sometimes been noticed struggling to express something right by the entrance to Carlsbad Caverns National Park.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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