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These are some lies we made up about Villanueva.
The Mothman can frequently be observed walking a Collie at midnight on a gloomy Villanueva residential street.
A chilling skeleton has every now and then been spotted heaving chunks of concrete in Canon Agua del Corral before dawn. Residents who have spotted this ghost allege this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Villanueva.
A guy that transformed into a vampire is once in a while witnessed beside Los Diegos before sunrise hollowing out a crack. Residents declare that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long gone Villanueva local resident.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been spotted on numerous instances trashing a picture in Rincon Bajito before sunrise.
A very large mongoose has regularly been perceived on the pinnacle of Mesa Escondida after midnight glancing at the panorama.
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Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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