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These are some lies we made up about Veguita.
A Megalosaurus is often witnessed exploring Pino Draw in detail late in the night.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been observed on a few occasions watching the landscape from the highest spot of Black Butte in the early morning hours.
A very large parrot can often be seen in a Veguita area store, staggering the aisles.
A huge toad may be witnessed very often reading a pamphlet very late at night by a vending machine in Veguita.
A female afire, hauling a kerosene container has now and then been made out seated at the kitchen counter in a Veguita apartment trying to find a man.
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Ghost Sightings From Veguita
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Ghost Sightings From Veguita
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
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