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These are some lies we made up about Silver City.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has frequently been observed looking at a woman snoozing on a couch in a house in Silver City.
An extremely large doe is often noticed appearing chilling right by the entrance to Gila Cliff Dwellings National Monument.
The ghost of an old lady gripping a rifle is known to have been perceived on many occasions in a grocery store in the Silver City vicinity.
An martian tourist from space may frequently be perceived glancing at the panorama from the pinnacle of Boston Hill in the early morning hours.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief has every now and then been distinguished before dawn glancing across Chloride Flat. No matter what folks utter, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is now and then made out trying on a jacket in a Silver City building.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has been said to have been observed on
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a few occasions flying over the Silver City Range after midnight.
Archimedes may occasionally be witnessed trying to find a glove in Graveyard Draw after midnight.
An extraterrestrial has often been witnessed in Little Walnut Picnic Area after midnight pulling a corpse across the ground.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is regularly
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observed scrambling out from a storm drain on a Silver City residential road around midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances performing a tune on a harp in a Silver City residence.
An alien from another world can frequently be witnessed dragging a cadaver from the cold water of Atlantic Creek before dawn.
A giant lamb can be seen frequently in a mirror in a Silver City apartment; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A gigantic rat has occasionally been perceived in City of Rocks State Park near the park headquarters sniveling.
A giant fawn is every now and then witnessed looking for a map beside a parked pickup in a Silver City parking lot very late at night.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has purportedly been made out on many instances in a Silver City area supermarket, marching the aisles.
An extremely large fox can occasionally be made out relaxing at a table in a Silver City trailer contemplating.
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extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system was made out strolling through a trailer in Silver City.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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