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These are some lies we made up about Salem.
An enormous springbok is often made out rearranging orbs around in Arroyo Cuervo before dawn.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship is known to have been distinguished on many instances wandering from flat to flat late in the night on a Salem residential road.
Ferdinand Magellan may repeatedly be seen looking at the water by Caballo Arroyos Site Number Five Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An martian voyager from deep space may be distinguished frequently late in the night floating along on Berrenda Creek.
A huge whale has every so often been seen guzzling water from Derry Warm Spring late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Salem
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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