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These are some lies we made up about Sacramento.
William Shakespeare was seen hollowing out a hollow in the soil in Lincoln National Forest at night.
A gigantic lamb was witnessed watching the surroundings from the highest spot of Prestridge Hill late at night.
A huge ape has regularly been made out in Lincoln National Forest right by the park headquarters yelling.
The spirit of a man clutching a sword is regularly seen pacing from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours on a Sacramento residential road.
A space alien from the Moon has purportedly been perceived on a handful of instances rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of a Sacramento residence late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Sacramento
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Ghost Sightings From Sacramento
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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