Roswell

Roswell PAGE 1   2   3  

  The space and time fairing Chrono Mechanics from the planet, Arcadia were observed at this year's U.F.O. Festival in Roswell, New Mexico, during the weekend of the 6th, 7th and 8th. Witnesses said they could be seen strolling the town's shops and the museum and dining at one of the many fine eating establishments including the local 7-11. Said the store's owner of the out of place alien couple, ''I never seen no one eat so many nachos, Big Bites, or Double gulps in my life!''

Saturday morning found the enigmatic pair from another world participating in the festival's costume contest dressed
    in their signature brand new but outdated clothing from the eighties: OP shorts, Dolphins '82 concert tees and Vaurnets. When asked why they were dressed as they were and what they were supposed to be,
they replied ''We're Chrononauts! And it's hot out here, Gaian!'' The far out space nuts were also seen in the paraded cruising along in their auto/UFO. A crowd member watching the parade said ''I thought it was just an old car 'till it levitated three feet off the ground!''

Later the friendly pair from another time and place gave a lecture on time travel safety, use and care of an element 115 reactor, temporal insulation devices and showed video footage of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address along with the 1982 'Police, Ghost In The Machine' concert they filmed '' Live Last night. '' Afterward the Chrononauts
 

More Lies About Roswell On The Next Page >>

Ghost Sightings From Roswell


Submit a lie about Roswell, New Mexico:
Your Name:
Write or Paste Input here:

Upload picture:      


      


The latest lies from around the world

All towns and cities in New Mexico

Other untruthful towns near Roswell, New Mexico:

Dexter, New Mexico, 12 miles away

Hagerman, New Mexico, 20 miles away

Lake Arthur, New Mexico, 24 miles away

Artesia, New Mexico, 33 miles away

Picacho, New Mexico, 35 miles away

Hope, New Mexico, 40 miles away

Tinnie, New Mexico, 43 miles away

Lakewood, New Mexico, 45 miles away

Loco Hills, New Mexico, 50 miles away

Ghost Sightings From Roswell

copyright © jokesandlies.com