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These are some lies we made up about Questa.
The ghost of a physician with a bloody uniform has purportedly been witnessed on numerous instances walking a Poodle at night on a murky Questa lane. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this spirit sure is terrifying; one that you wouldn't want to come across on a dark night.
An ET from planet Saturn can repeatedly be observed before sunrise drifting by on Cabresto Creek.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a bloody machete has every now and then been witnessed appearing scary in a metal boat on Eagle Rock Lake.
A giant bull is occasionally spotted by Eagle Rock turning toward the watcher.
The ghost of a civil war warrior is known to have been seen on frequent occasions looking irritably at the observer up on Cebolla Mesa.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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