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These are some lies we made up about Portales.
A giant lemur has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances riding on a motorbike on a murky highway near Portales.
A female without a head can every so often be noticed in a house in Portales. Residents here claim that this spirit enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who come looking for spirits in Portales.
The Mothman has repeatedly been noticed in Blackwater Draw Historical Marker after midnight pulling a dead body across the ground.
A man lacking a head is regularly made out on the pinnacle of Chalk Hill in the early morning hours glancing at the view. A resident declares that this ghost could be a well-known old days dweller of Portales.
An incredibly chilling ghost has allegedly been seen on one or two occasions appearing frightening down near Portales Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what people say, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extremely large fish may repeatedly
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be witnessed in Boone Draw very late at night looking wrathfully at the viewer.
A sizeable chilling giant may be spotted repeatedly yelling at the onlooker to go away outside Oasis State Park.
The ghost of an old female hauling a gun is now and then witnessed in a Portales building. Anyway, it's a frightening phantom that should be stayed
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away from.
The ghost of an old Indian chief may sometimes be made out coming into view in a mirror.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft was noticed seated on a sofa in a mobile home next to Portales.
A black snake that shifted shape into a lady materialized very late at night chasing a passing car on a dark road near Portales. There have been other accounts regarding this ghost in the area. In any case, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A gargantuan moose was perceived in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight.
The ghost of a young female clad as a maid became visible picking flowers in the back yard of a flat in Portales. Many people in close proximity have had comparable incidents with an identical ghost. One of the local residents firmly asserts that this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Portales.
Johann Sebastian Bach was spotted sitting
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on a stool in a trailer in Portales.
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Ghost Sightings From Portales
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Ghost Sightings From Portales
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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