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These are some lies we made up about Placitas.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft was seen sobbing in Canon Agua Sarca late at night.
A gigantic kinkajou showed up before sunrise hovering over the Sandia Mountains.
Plato was seen gazing in Bernalillo Watershed Research Natural Area around midnight.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy was observed in a mirror in a Placitas home; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is regularly observed on the summit of Capulin Peak at the stroke of midnight observing the landscape.
A headless guy has purportedly been made out on a few instances reflecting in the center of Jemez River. Lots of people who live here declare this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Placitas.
An alien from Jupiter may frequently be observed down by Agua Serca Spring around midnight startling people.
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Ghost Sightings From Placitas
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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