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These are some lies we made up about Ojo Caliente.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may often be observed attempting to seize something up on the peak of Cerro de la Olla.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can be made out repeatedly browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Ojo Caliente apartment before dawn.
A wandering ghost has every so often been distinguished at the stroke of midnight exploring Palmer Canyon in detail.
A very large alligator is once in a while perceived sitting at a table in an Ojo Caliente mobile home.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot has purportedly been seen on a handful of instances gazing at folks in an Ojo Caliente residence through an air vent.
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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